LEWIS AND CLARK CAME TO IN KANSAS CITY

 LEWIS AND CLARK CAME TO IN KANSAS CITY

 THE YEAR WAS EIGHTEEN ZERO FOUR YOU KNOW

 THEY WENT AND BUILT A RE-DOUBT, A SIX FOOT TALL DEFENSE

 THE IN-DIANS WERE OUT HUN-TING BUFF-A-LO

 LEWIS AND CLARK THREE NIGHTS IN KANSAS CITY

 THE THIRD NIGHT WAS REA-LY QUITE A SHOW

 TWO SOLD-IERS GOT IN TO    THE LIQUOR BAR-REL DEEP

 THE SEN-TRY WAS IM-MO-BIL-IZED WITH SCOOTCH N FALL IN HEAP

 THE OTHER DRUNK TALKED TO THE DOG WHO LICKED HIM INTO SLEEP

 THE CAPTAINS WHIPPED THE DRINKERS SO THEY’D KNOW

 THEY WENT ABOUT AS FAR AS THEY COULD GO.